Life lesson #8
The Bible is a textbook for advertising.
Life lesson #7
If you are waiting for the Prince Charming, odds are the horse will come first.
Life lesson #6
The greatest thing about living alone is you can walk around naked and no one has to know.
Life lesson #5
NEVER interrupt a guy watching a game on television. Just don’t.
Life lesson #4
I hate holidays. Too many sweets. I’m becoming an elephant. :D
Life lesson #3
If your parents hate that you are a smoker, you have two options while spending winter holidays with them:
Get pneumonia OR stop smoking.
(I picked the first one. Sometimes, I’m a real dumb-ass.)
Life lesson #1: Be yourself
I learned I have to be myself. I’m always myself. I have 1000 versions of myself.
Why then even try to be anyone else?
(kidding.. lesson is: “It’s easier to be sarcastic then to worry about who you are.”)
My mother says that apparent proof of my growing up is ability to see myself as the one responsible for everything that is happening in my life.
I’m great actress. I still successfully find something (or someone) to blame rather than myself.
Growing up sucks.
