Life lesson #8
The Bible is a textbook for advertising.
If you are waiting for the Prince Charming, odds are the horse will come first.
The greatest thing about living alone is you can walk around naked and no one has to know.
I hate holidays. Too many sweets. I’m becoming an elephant. :D
If your parents hate that you are a smoker, you have two options while spending winter holidays with them:
Get pneumonia OR stop smoking.
(I picked the first one. Sometimes, I’m a real dumb-ass.)
I learned I have to be myself. I’m always myself. I have 1000 versions of myself.
Why then even try to be anyone else?
(kidding.. lesson is: "It’s easier to be sarcastic then to worry about who you are.")